Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
My mum said dinner was ready and I went into the kitchen and it wasn’t even ready I’m sick of all these lies, its tearing our family apart
what if augustus and hazel’s couple quote was “Aight? Aight.”
i fell in love the way u fall asleep. slow then mad quick u feel
someone somewhere is meeting the love of their life right now and that’s pretty cool
This scene in a nutshell.
I AM IN GREASE RIGHT NOW AND THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE JOKES I’VE SEEN SO FAR HOLY SHIT